For some who might  remember this:

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
        - from the chorus of a song written in 1944 by Al Hoffman,
                                                  Milton Drake and Jerry Livingston.

Now, for some additional verse, by yours truly...

Fuzzy was nekkid bear when he was oh so little.
Fur was missing everywhere especially in the middle.
And when ol' Fuzzy grew great big his nudity did too.
Now he hides out in the woods, away from me and you.

He has a girlfriend bear named Muzz, she loves ol' Fuzzy so,
She went and got her fur shaved off, her love for Fuzz to show.
So if you go into the woods, and see two big bears bare,
Say Hi! to Muzz and Fuzzywuz and get on outta there!