I blame you, Fandom, for the entire embarrassing episode!  It's all your fault, admit it!

I was minding my own business, actually attending to Real Life, riding the elevator in an office building down from the 4th floor, when I started wondering if the elevator car I was in was about the same size as the one in "Dead Drop" (The Sentinel). 

Then I started wondering if the people in the car with me would do a good job on the Macarena. 

Then I giggled. 

Then the cute guy standing by the control panel said "Did you forget your foil hat today?"

Then I was ded of embarrassment.

*sigh*

I guess I could have threatened him with my welding torch!